Flatulence and Egg Should Never Mix.

HEY!!! I HAVE MISSED YOU!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! WE HAVEN’T SEEN EACH OTHER….. Well…..ever. BUT I MISS YOU ANYWAY! CAUSE I LOVE YOU!!! No not you! Go drowned yourself. No! Not you!! I was talking to that guy!! Don’t take me so seriously!! Please get out of the lake, it’s fall now. And that means it’s cold! Very. Very. Cold. Yes. Oh, you don’t speak English? Erm….ok hang on, I’ve got a translator. All hail the Wonderful and Glorious Translator. 冷。Koude. Froid. Kalt. Κρύο. Freddo. 冷たい。 Frío. 찬. Холодно.  Are we good now? Does everyone understand? It. Is. Cold. I am wearing ski socks. Inside. So no, don’t drowned yourself yet. Wait for summer to happen again! Then we can all plant flowers on your grave ! YAY PANSIES!!  

Is there a point to my insanity? No, not really. Aren’t I a little young to be a lunatic? Why yes, yes I am. Hey! Where’s Perry? Haha! Secret agent platypus. Awwww! 

HALLOWEEN!!! It is nearly here! So for the rest of the month whenever I post something it will have a cool, halloween-related picture to go with it starting…. Now. 

Pretty right?! I love halloween, it’s my favorite holiday. Here is the list of fun/awesome things you get to do:

1. Free candy. You don’t even have to ask for it! People give it away. Voluntarily! You don’t have to rob old people to get it! 8P  yum. One year some people were giving away those mini Kellogg's  cereal boxes, because they forgot about buying candy. (I was not complaining.)
2. Costumes! Because who doesn’t like to dress-up as something your not every once in a while? Don’t try to be cool. It won’t work. Anyone who does not like to dress-up on halloween is officially proclaimed uncool by this chick right here. SO THERE!
3. Scaring little kids. I went Trick-or-Treating with Barcelona and a bunch of random other people including Taco Casa, who does not have a blog that I know of, last year (I feel all happy and tingly when I think about it *smiley face* ) and we went into one of those home-made haunted houses. (it was made by little people[3-9 year-olds]) And the little people were all wearing disturbing masks with rabid and grotesque faces. So we go in and I rank it a 5 on a 1-10 scale. Not to bad, but maybe I’m being generous. So we come out and start walking back the way we have come. We here this grinding noise behind us. So we turn around and one of the little people is running us down with one of those fake chainsaws. One of the guys we were with immediately starts running toward the kid screaming, “HEY DO YOU HAVE ANY CANDY?!” The little person turns tail and runs back to the security of his friends. *highly amusing*. Then all the little people get together and follow us like a pack of ferocious butterflies. (That was for Taco Casa, she has Lepidopterophobia… or fear of butterflies. Go ahead, laugh, I know I do, especially when she insists that they seek her out and dive-bomb her.) So Barcelona decides she wants to hug one, (they were cute) so she turns around and randomly hugs one. Well, they freak out and run to their parents talking about the “weird older kids” . Needless to say we made our clean getaway, laughing hysterically all the while. And thus another innocent child was scarred for life by Barcelona. Promise me you will never ever change. 

Actually, everything about halloween is awesome. Except for maybe the exercise, but hey! Think about it this way: you gain twice as many pounds as you lost walking from eating all that candy! Your store of winter fat will not go down due to halloween, do not worry. :) 

Unfortunately, and I am EXCEEDINGLY DEPRESSED ABOUT THIS!! I will be out of town on halloween. So I will not be trick-or-treating this year. *sighs in distress* . I will be in Charleston, South Carolina. Colleen, my little sister ( who I call a wide variety of things, but who, strangely, doesn’t like a single one….) has a marine-biology do-hickey, no I am not fond of this strain of biology, or any biology for that matter, BUT despite this atrocious misdeed, I am planning to dress-up anyway. So if you are in Charleston and you see a mime trying to do cheap, non-talking performances…. That’s probably me. And I will be enjoying myself muchly. And yes. This act I will be doing may not be suitable for young children or the elderly, but viewer discretion will not be advised. *Corinne picks up basket of rotten winter vegetables conveniently placed by her chair and heads off to celebrate the joys of fall via flying rotten food.*