Wanna hear what happened to me yesterday? Like you get a choice. Ha! Okay so I was minding my own business, going to wash my hands. So I turn on the bloody faucet and nothing. It doesn't spew water. I look at in stunned confusion then all of the sudden it erupts in an explosion of evil watery fury. So I start screaming at the growling water and shut it off, after spluttering disturbingly the water was silent... but not for long. WOOooooOoOoooo!!! I go down stairs to get a drink. A DRINK!! IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK?! It squirts out with a purely demonic bellow. Barcelona knows, she was on the on the phone with me. So she heard my squeal of terror I shut it off but the water didn't stop for a good ten freakin' seconds! So yes I got laughed at. And yes you will probably laugh too, but that's ok, because you look really weird when you do that . And it's funny. Really . Really . Funny. Blarg.
NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS!!
Stupid thought of the week: "Wow, this is so crisp, cool, and clean..like...gee what else is crisp....ermm....apples! The morning air is like crisp apples. Hey, I'm walking through apple air.... "
I cannot believe I thought that. In my defense it was early in the morning. Too early. Like somewhere from 6-7 am! I mean what the taco!
Meow. I is are cats! Catz ish fluffy!
Cue moment of random words: chocolate rabbits snort not masters of the lamps may be negative degrees of hola! ¿cuál es su nombre? * smiles widely *
You is are natural blue
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