Hi! I'm &*$5@!!! (That was my name in ~4%6&*wanese!!!) But you can call me pretty much anything you want. I have been called multiple things by a variety of people the weirdest one yet has been Chowder Chalula. Thank you Dad. Now I have a nickname to brag about. So I started blogging because my best friend, Barcelona, forced me to. GO. DIE. BARCELONA. This is probably going to be a huge hassle, the bane of my existence as I know it, or the beginning of the apocalypse. Take your pick. It is a good thing I have a great sense of humor or I would have jumped of a building by now... Notice I didn't say how tall the building would be. TEEHEE. See I did post the picture of the cute toothless girl for a reason! Bet you thought I was slightly weird. Maybe I am. The tests haven't come in yet. Just kidding! There was no test! After a cursory glance at me the good doctor looked at the nurse and said, "This girl is weird." I was so grateful he broke it to me gently. HORRAH FOR THE HEALTHCARE BILL!!! No. It sucks. I lied. I do that sometimes. Maybe you like that though.... you just don't know it yet.
Sincerely (or rather, not so much),
PHOENIX

I'm proud.... too.....*tears of joy*
ReplyDeleteWhy? I'm being a rainbow, just like you taught me! *smiles indulgently* You..........
ReplyDeleteYES ME! CAN I HELP YOU?
ReplyDelete"ARE YOU THE CEO OF TOY BARN?"
THAT. I. AM. I'M ENJOYING MY WINDOW!
*splat*
" I for one am in the mood for: delicious crab meat."
ReplyDeleteAnd that's what you get.
ReplyDeleteYou get my axe of capitalism.
Right your face.
I finished my own quote.
you are usually the one to finish your own quotes. if you didn't finish your quote and someone else did then it isn't your quote....i hope you understood that, cause i got confused in the middle of the explanation.
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