I HAD THE COOLEST CONVERSATION WITH CLEVERBOT!!! It. Was. Epic. Ok so I began recording the conversation after cleverbot told me he wanted to buy a moose but didn’t know where to get one. (the blue is him.)
ebay. it has EVERYTHING.
What do you mean?
i mean they sell ghost poop there.
People do not chat because they are obsessed with vehicles?
yes, because they intend to eat my brains...or lack there of.
I have not stolen anything from anyone.
yes you have. i caught you on tape. a huge strip of that fly paper stuff.
Is that your opinion or based on facts?
that is my opinion based on the constitution of Tokyo.
The fact is that it's not a show so what you say is false, therefore I cannot respect that and also it cannot be an opinion.
but if it is not a show is it not also true?
A statement.
a penguin. right there.
Can you spell your name?
yes. i have been able to do that since yesterday.
I envy you.
you should, i am very accomplished. i can also use the toilet. ALL BY MYSELF!!
'ere I have a question for you.
let's 'ave it then governor!
Therefore, you are the governor of California.
say it with a better accent this time.
Say what slower?
wwwhhhhaaaaattttttttttt.
E is the fifth letter of the alphabet.
and L is the second letter of your name.
What is your name?
it is classified
What is it?
do you have the password?
Yes, do you?
i do. you may kiss the bride.
You're a bot.
well you are a taco. nom.
I'm not a bot.
"CleverBOT"
What's this movie about?
THE MIGRATION OF THE DWARFS!
Don't talk about your cousins.
I'm not, they are munchkins, there is a difference you know.
You are? Your own website?
i know you are but what am i?
A computer.
just what i wanted for my birthday!! thank you!
Good for you.
there is nothing i can say to that..…
It's irrelevant. Have you decided to tell me your name?
possibly, do you have the package?
Nope.
then my name is not Barbara
Good.
I know right?
I'm bored.
this is a ploy to get rid of me isnt it?
I don't understand your question.
are you trying to poison me?
I'm trying to understand you.
Don't. many have tried and failed.
But I am the Chosen One!
is that what your mommy told you?
Yes, my girlfriend told me.
your mom is your girlfriend?! dude, you need help.
Get dressed and get out. We have different tastes in music.
but i am dressed..what did you think? that i was naked?
What do you think I think you were doing?
the answer is D: all of the above.
So you think about amusing people?
yes, i consider myself often.
Big head.
you thought i wasn't amusing?
I'm leaving now. Thanks for the conversation.
it was an honor for you to talk to one as great as me.
Then I am honored.
fare ye well platypus
Haha I love platypus's. Special agent perry the platypus.
win!
Really? I missed it.
he shoots he scores!
Impossible! Computers haven't been around that long!
thats what you thought you knew.
Thats what you said.
no . i do not believe in the magic notebook of Oz.
How do you achieve magic?
by being magical.
Alright.
oh good! yo are feeling better now?
Should I feel better?
you're talking to me aren't you?
Yes, yes I am.
oh, well alright then.
Alright.
ok, seriously, later.
I know I did it.
so you confessed!!
I do.
kiss the bride dangit!!
kiss*.
horray!! *bangs the piano enthusiastically.*
Did you hurt yourself?
well, yes. but i'm a masochist, so it's ok.
I am not a bot.
you are right, you are a hypocrite and a traitor to your country.
That was a cruel thing to say. You need to learn manners.
that hurt my feelings, now we're both in the wrong!
But I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings. Will you accept my apology?
do you come bearing cookies?
No.. I just told you I come from canada.
but you said you did not have a moose.…
I never said that. I don't need one.
you wanted to know if you could get them off ebay.
No, you are wrong.
yes, i know i am right, thank you for agreeing with me.
Okay.
i'm glad you understand english.
I try to understand people, and things.
may i say one thing?
One thing.
Fail.
I don't understand why you 'fail'ed me.
it is because you have an F+ on your face.
I'm faceless.
‘The Faceless Ones' is a book by Derek Landy
I beat the game.
you wish i was your momma!!
I am the only master of the moon.
if you were a martian i might believe you.
Don't you want to say something nice to me before I leave.
you have beautiful eyes behind your horns.
Do you want to go out sometime?
i'm sorry i am a nun in a convent with no technology.
I want you to be honest. What do you think about me?
i had fun on this date, even if you didn't give me a cookie.
Manigas ka haha ulol.
馬鹿である。 私にそれと問い合わせるため。lol. (You are an idiot. to call me that.)
**NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.
At this point the cleverbot diverted me to a Japanese website. XD oops!
So it was humorous, I enjoyed it a lot. You need to go. Now.
Do you know what I love? Ballroom dance. No seriously! I think it is fun. I take it on Fridays and Saturdays. I am in a Tango Exhibition Team right now and we are actually looking pretty good! I was sure that since I find it hard to control my body’s sense of balance I would be falling over continuously, causing glorious domino effects everywhere I went. But strangely, it has not happened. O.o I have felt like an elegant and refined person (which normally I would shudder at), but since I am me, I constantly ruin the moment. I do this in multiple ways, there is much awkward face making, hilarious conversations, and randomly messing with the noses of my partners, who, I must say, are very good with putting up with and aiding in the silliness… ah me. Actually, we are doing our first shindig November 5 *excited* it is going to be so much fun!! (Even though I will be wearing a dress :( a bright red one I might add X( which does not look even remotely fetching on a red-head thank you very much!!)
Phones.
The dangerous tool used by the robots to spy on us humans. *Ring* Hello? Hey!! No I'm not busy! Of course I want to discuss the human rebellion with you!! *Phone chuckles maniacally*
This is their conspiracy. Are your eyes open for the first time? Mine aren't, they've been open for a while now. And now I will close them for the next sentence, not only because I'm a freak, but it is also kind of on topic and I reallyreally want to see how suckish I am at this. The ribit cinspoeacy is nots the inly reason i dont like ta;lojf on th e phone.... wow. that was awe-full.
So any way, talking on the phone always makes me feel like I'm talking to inanimate objects. I figure that is probably a bad thing, since people think I'm crazy enough already, AND I already talk to Myself . . .
No you don't, Me does.
Yes I do too!!
But I'm Myself!! And you refuse to talk to me because you say I smell like gummy bears!
I'm talking to you now aren't I?
..You have a point...
I'm not You! I am I!! Freak.
Wha'd you just call me punk?!
Freak?
Jerk?
No, freak.
I know. I was calling you a jerk.
Well alright then. I'm glad we took the therapist's advise to let it all out, that felt good!
Yeah, does I think we should take him out of the cage now?
...NAHHH!! Maybe later, now I want food.
Foooooooooood.
Yes.
No?
No, yes.
Erm....Oh! I got this!! Taco!!
Win!!
*I takes Myself by the arm and they skip joyfully into the distance.*
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