The Obnoxiousness of the Papaya Farmer

If you are a follower of a religion that doesn't permit learning. Then leave. Now. No one loves you. And you are a liar. A rather largish one. Are you still here? Wow. I gotta work on my offending tactics, great, more homework. Thanks alot. 

 I take psychology and for the first time in my 16 years of life and living I am actually enjoying science! Gasp in shock, hyperventilate, what ever you feel the need to do. I'll wait  .................................................................................. wow. Are you ok? You kinda..wow. That was alittle extreme. Did you need to swallow your tongue? That was a bit unnecessary. Umm…. Are you done now?… excellent. If I may continue?

*poof*

Evil Diminutive Shoulder Corinne (EDSC) : DON’T LISTEN TO HER!! SHE’S TRYING TO MAKE YOU LEARN!! You have three options I will list them bellow:

Normal-Sized Corinne (NSC) : NO ONE ASKED YOU DANGIT!! 

EDSC: I could tell they were suffering you didn’t have to ask.

NSC: …..but you like suffering...your evil…

EDSC: no I’m not!

NSC: *pauses* what? I...huh? You. Ok, fine . Confusion has ensued. 

EDSC: What month is it?

NSC: October…..

EDSC: and what is the national holiday of this auspicious month?

NSC: Halloween.

EDSC: Yes.

NSC: OOOOOHHHHHH!!

EDSC?: Took you long enough.

NSC: So you are-

EDSC: Yes.

NSC: *understands and sees the light* OUCH!! Did you have to shine that in my eye?! 

GDSC: I do what I must.

NSC: Where’s the other guy?

GDSC: Grandmother got sick.

NSC: That’s so sad. I know! We should make get well cards! 

GDSC: Will there be dried noodles and glitter available?

NSC: Why don’t you go get some?

*GDSC runs out to get the cheap card decorations*

NSC: *smiles evilly and starts to chuckle maniacally* PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! There is no one to save you from the torture of interesting facts now!! Alright so in psychology I learned the scientific reason behind why it is nearly impossible to tickle yourself you see…..

*clattering noise* 

*NSC turns abruptly to see GDSC in the doorway, tears streaming down her face, macaroni and sparkles littering the floor*

NSC: Oh kumquats.

GDSC: How could you?!

NSC: Listen! I can explain!!! 

GDSC: I TRUSTED YOU!! *flies at NSC a dust cloud forms in from which you can hear a battle   and the occasional squeal of a buttercup in agony*

The End *curtain drops*

1. Run away
2. Tackle the red-head
3. Drowned yourself in the toilet before you do anything you might regret later, like learn something of value.